Captain Bathwater: Saving Sexy America

The Story

A cigar-chomping soldier discovers his bathwater is the sole cure for a spore transforming America into seductive zombies. He welds a bathtub to his Hummer and launches a raunchy road trip. The mission targets the all-powerful Thirst Queen. This hyper-masculine hero drives across the nation to stop the infection. His absurd journey aims to save the country from total seduction.