My Daddy Made the Godfather Cry

The Story

Seven-year-old Mia carries flashbangs in a pink backpack and hacks building security systems using a kids tablet. She forces a mafia boss to kneel on broken glass and sing Baby Shark until he cries. Her father appears homeless to the outside world, eating hot dogs outside exclusive banquets while catching bullets and machetes with his bare hands. The Russian Godfather submits to him, and the Mafia Godmother cracks his crab while calling him Boss. Despite these displays of absolute power, Mommy still believes he is merely a broke poet. Mia knows the truth about her father’s hidden status as the owner of the world.