Oh My Gods! I Fed the Greek War God!

The Story

Haley drops dog kibble into an ancient Greek bowl, only for the food to land in a desert where starving war god Cleon claims it as a divine miracle. She ascends to become his goddess, dispatching water, meat, rifles, and armor to help him crush 100,000 foes. Despite bullies humiliating her, tycoon Croft kneels and addresses her as Madame War God. As Cleon’s fated wife, she is eventually crowned. She then meets his gaze across time.