Peasant Daddy Rules the Universe

The Story

John, an old Texas farmer, journeys to a barren alien world to rescue his ailing adopted granddaughter. He stakes a wager against a proud noble, promising to grow food within a month. The noble swears a magical oath to eat manure if he loses. Facing execution, John watches as green sprouts break through the soil. The noble is forced to consume the waste in front of everyone, fulfilling his binding promise.