The Lazy Immortal's Nightmare

The Story

Damon Hayes craves a life of obscurity in a new cultivation world, working as a humble night soil collector. His quiet existence collapses when an Intelligent Cultivation System awakens within him. Far from offering divine aid, the entity acts as a guide to disaster. It steers Damon into stealing from a Demonic Sect Elder and offending the Demonic Saintess. These blunders paint a target on his back, attracting the attention of every powerful being in the realm. A forbidden technique descends upon him while the Saintess sharpens her blade. Damon directs a single question at the system, asking if keeping a low profile was truly that difficult.